Have you ever flown with Ryanair? Do you think the song is fair or excessive? Publish your comments at the bottom. First read the following words and expressions and try to identify them in the lyrics. Look them up in a dictionary if you don't know what they mean:
figure (v), (web)site, believe your eyes, small print, ticket online, ailing cattle, herd (v) somebody aboard, wipe your bump, aisles, scratch cards, safe and sound (idiom), Air Lingus.
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